“水罐头”兰戈·泰尔（Rango "Tank Head" Tel）

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Rango "Tank Head" Tel “水罐头”兰戈·泰尔

Homeworld:
Sernpidal
母星：
森皮达尔

Species:
Human
种族：
人类

Gender:
Male
性别：
男

Size:
1.7 meters
身高：
1.7米

Weapon:
Blaster pistol
武器：
爆能手枪

衍生宇宙



A saying among crime lords goes, "For every bounty hunter that can do the job, there are a thousand more who think they can." Rango Tel fell into the more numerous group.
黑帮大佬之间流传着这样一句话：“一项任务，如果有一个赏金猎人能胜任，就有一千个赏金猎人自以为能胜任。”兰戈·泰尔不幸落入了人数更多的那一类。

Hailing from the backwater world of Sernpidal, Tel spent the first years of his life as common street riff-raff. His fate changed, however, when as a young man drawn into a cantina brawl, he was able to inadvertently score a bounty on his drunken foe. With the sizable bounty collected, Tel paid for off-planet passage, and used the rest to jumpstart what he thought was his calling: his new bounty hunting career.
泰尔来自穷乡僻壤的森皮达尔星球，他在街上当了五年地痞流氓。然而，有一次他在小酒馆里打架斗殴时，打倒的一个醉鬼碰巧是个被悬赏追杀的人。泰尔无意中就拿到了可观的赏金，于是買了船票离开家乡，还用剩下的钱开始了他自以为是的职业规划：前途似锦的赏金猎人生涯。

The wide-eyed Tel met up with a crooked junk dealer who offered to sell him the equipment he needed to get started. With no research and nothing to go off of but childhood tales, Tel requested the same sort of armor worn by the legendary Mandalorians. Correctly surmising the kid was a simpleton, the dealer passed off second-rate vac-exposure body armor as authentic Mandalorian, and the innocent youth gladly purchased it. Tel soon earned the disparaging nickname "Tank Head" in the under world circles; he was oblivious to its pejorative origins.
涉世未深的泰尔碰到了一个狡猾的废品商人，那人说可以卖给他一套新手上路的装备。泰尔不谙行情，手无寸铁，脑海里只有童年时的传奇故事，于是说要買一套与传奇的曼达洛人一样的盔甲。商人料定这小年轻是个傻子，就拿出一套真空防护体甲二等货冒充正宗曼达洛盔甲，无知的年轻人欣然買下。泰尔很快在黑社会圈子里得到了一个蔑称——“水罐头”；他完全不知道“水罐头”是个蔑称。

Tel then contacted a local crime lord for work. The gangster had just had his rival, the Fluggrian kingpin Borzu Nale, assassinated by the hit man Aldar Beedo. However, he offered Tel to help him get his bounty hunting career started by eliminating Nale's son, Kam, so he couldn't resume his father's work.
然后，泰尔联系上当地黑帮大佬，准备接点差事。这位大佬刚刚让杀手阿尔达·比多干掉竞争对手——弗拉格里恩族匪首博尔祖·内尔。不过，为了让泰尔练练手，正式开始赏金猎人生涯，他叫泰尔去除掉内尔的儿子卡姆·内尔，以免子承父业。

Tel spent months on this first assignment, tracking down Nale through a score of aliases and fronts. He came to learn that Nale had no desire to take his father's place as a crime lord. Nevertheless, Tel eventually caught up to Nale at the Boonta Eve Podrace on Tatooine, where he was undercover as Elan Mak. With visions of credits and closure in his head, Tel cornered Mak in a back alley.
泰尔花了好几个月来执行他的第一个任务，他乔装打扮，换用各种化名跟踪内尔。他得知内尔根本无意接替其父的位置做黑帮大佬。尽管如此，泰尔最终还是在塔图因的邦塔夜飞梭车赛上截住了化名伊兰·马克的内尔。泰尔在一条后巷里堵住了马克，想象着任务结束之后的荣华富贵。

Unfortunately for Rango Tel, his barely-developed skills and substandard armor proved no match for Mak's heavy blaster pistol, and it was there Tel's bounty hunting career came to an untimely end.
不幸的是，兰戈·泰尔职业技能太差，盔甲又质量低劣，面对马克的重型爆能手枪，完全不是对手。泰尔的赏金猎人生涯过早地结束了。

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